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Branching out is for trees...

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Hey Mom! So recently I realized that I've been living here for two years and should probably branch out and try new things. Why? Mostly because I've watched quite a few Julia Roberts films at my roommate's behest and that's how she usually sorts herself out. As fate would have it, my resolve was immediately tested when I was invited to a drop-in boxing class.. in the park..during peak foot traffic hours. Now in case you need a visual, I would describe my boxing style as if you took someone who was drowning and put them on dry land, just a flurry of panicked limbs. You guys, I flailed the ol' goblin body around in PUBLIC VIEW. I should be charged with something... indecency probably. I am also definitely the worst person in the class. Now I know what you're thinking Mack, how could you possibly know that? I would tell you if you let me get a word in edgewise, Julshua! We were doing stairs and at one point I looked up mid-lunge and saw every other person was