This one might be too gross for the internet....
Hey Mom! I'm writing this while I lie on the bathroom floor. Why are you lying on the bathroom floor? Full disclosure, I'm waiting to throw up. I've been fighting it for an hour but I know it's a losing battle. Why don't you just throw up? Well because I feel like someone just ripped a waxing strip off the inside of my throat so if I order a street pizza it's going to burn like a ginger in direct sunlight.... Ugh close call. Mind if I bare my soul for a sec? I am deeply conflicted because I'm going to go to all my classes this week because I have 5 midterms in 3 days. So to all my classmates: I am sorry for making you sick. But I want you to know: I am hitting the handsani harder than a crafty person to Pinterest. I'm not a barbarian so I don't cough directly into my hand. I'm trying my best not to breathe near you but the truth is I can't help it. UUUUUUUUHHHHH that time was really, really close, I'm on the preci...