Happy Birthday Dad!
Hey Mom!
So I'm not going to talk about minecraft today for two reasons:
1. It's my Dad's birthday.
2. I'm scared that it's the only reason you come back is to hear about minecraft and once I talk about it you'll leave and I'll be alone again :(
So I thought about what to write about: my upbringing, my Dad's upbringing, your upbringing. Then I realized the only upbringing I'm going to do is bringing up my passport photo.
At the turn of the season as summer gave way to autumn, I realized I needed to renew my passport. Apparently so did my Dad. So we piled into the car with my mom and head to our local Shopper's drug mart to get new photos done. And it is at this point that the normal ends.
Firstly, they take your passport photo right in the middle of the store. There is no photo centre, there is no alcove to hide your hideous passport hair. That's right they put a white pop-up background behind you and just snap your photo.
So what did we decide to do? Well, my Dad and I decided to try to make each other laugh via lurking in the background and making Wookie noises. My mom decided to burn with mortification... yep that's right... in the MIDDLE of the store she made a HUGE scene.
So on this, my Dad's birthday I would like to take the time to remember the time my mom completely embarrassed us at Shopper's drug mart.
That is all.
So I'm not going to talk about minecraft today for two reasons:
1. It's my Dad's birthday.
2. I'm scared that it's the only reason you come back is to hear about minecraft and once I talk about it you'll leave and I'll be alone again :(
So I thought about what to write about: my upbringing, my Dad's upbringing, your upbringing. Then I realized the only upbringing I'm going to do is bringing up my passport photo.
At the turn of the season as summer gave way to autumn, I realized I needed to renew my passport. Apparently so did my Dad. So we piled into the car with my mom and head to our local Shopper's drug mart to get new photos done. And it is at this point that the normal ends.
Firstly, they take your passport photo right in the middle of the store. There is no photo centre, there is no alcove to hide your hideous passport hair. That's right they put a white pop-up background behind you and just snap your photo.
So what did we decide to do? Well, my Dad and I decided to try to make each other laugh via lurking in the background and making Wookie noises. My mom decided to burn with mortification... yep that's right... in the MIDDLE of the store she made a HUGE scene.
So on this, my Dad's birthday I would like to take the time to remember the time my mom completely embarrassed us at Shopper's drug mart.
That is all.
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