Merry Christmas to All and a Heckled New Year
Hey Mom! You know what I think? Of course you don’t, if you didn't you wouldn’t be reading this. I think that people should be heckled more often... the idea was prompted by the fact that I am working on a bucket list and I thought about putting “Try Stand-Up Comedy” on it but then I realized that drunk people heckling me doesn’t sound as appealing. Think about all the inconsiderate things you see on a regular basis, if those people were heckled maybe they would be more conscientious of their fellow man. So in the spirit of Christmas and bringing goodwill toward men I give you: Top Ten Actions People Should Be Heckled For 1. Asking someone a googleable question... in this case I am referred to students who waste everybody’s time by asking a prof a question that can be answered by the glossary in the back of the text book or by looking at a map of campus... get yourself together 2. Heckling someone for an invalid reason like their poor fashion sense or their political