The Eye of the Tiger
Hey Mom! So you know when someone tells you about something stupid they did and you find yourself thinking How could anyone be THAT dumb? Well prepare yourself. So it's finals time for high school students which means I am tutoring for 7-10 hours a day. For the most part this is a good thing. However, it also means I say things like "Don't forget the molar ratio." or "What SI units do we use here?" on repeat. For days. Aaaaaaaanyway, the actual relevant part of this story is that I am sitting, hunched over textbooks for extended periods of time which means by the end of the day my back hurts. So yesterday when I finished work I decided to throw on some tiger balm. If you aren't familiar with tiger balm just imagine A535 except instead of being infused with wintergreen it's drenched in all the feral rage of an apex predator. So because this stuff is pretty potent, I made ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that I washed my hands. So I go to bed. I rub my e...