Poo-Pourri: A Memo
Hey Mom! So we have an employee bathroom at work which someone has mercifully stocked with Poo-Pourri. Personally, I avoid using the bathroom while I'm working. I know what you're thinking Oh, you are one of those people that won't use public bathrooms aren't you? No. I have no problem dropping a deuce in a public bathroom because that is what bathrooms are for ... but using the bathroom throws off my momentum. Anyway, recently someone has moved the Poo-Pourri to a more prominent spot in the bathroom in what I can only assume is some sort of passive aggressive power move. This is very exciting for so many reasons. But first and foremost is the idea of a Poo-Pourri memo getting circulated around the office. SUPER SAIYAN DUMPING FACE In the event that I am tasked with constructing such a memo (very unlikely but dreams come true every day), I have come up with a rough draft so that my time to shine will be as brilliant as all the suns in the universe: ...