Hey Mom!

Hey Mom! So ever since I made my Inked video, I've been throwing around the word betrayal a lot... as in quadruple the recommended dosage.   The truth is I've been betrayed and as much as I wish I could say this is a dramatization for the purpose of comedy, there is absolutely NOTHING funny about this: Top Ten Things That Have Betrayed Me: 1. Coffee: Basically I tripped down the stairs and then my coffee laughed in my face except coffee can't laugh so it just vomited lava humiliation into my face... and ruined the carpet. BETRAYAL! See my previous post for more details. 2. Cleaning Supplies: I was promised stain removal, I still only have stain... BETRAYAL! 3. Cribbage: I was on a killer hot streak and needed 3 points to win the game and then I had no points in my crib.... BETRAYAL! 4. Ya Mama: She yelled "19" right before I looked at my crib... BETRAYAL! 5. Reality: I am supposed to be in love, having the time of my life and dancing through life....

Hey Mom! So if you know me at all, you know that I am one of the cheapest people alive today.  I make my home amongst coupon cutters, recyclers and handcrafters (please note these are not the crafters of hands but rather those who prefer cheaply homemade goods).  As you may imagine, I use the phrase "Too rich for my blood" more often than people post stupid things on Facebook (duh dum chee).  Yeah I didn't think it was that funny either... anywaaaaaaaaaaay Top Ten Things That Are Too Rich for My Blood 1. Sweet Potato Fries - Firstly they are gross, secondly you want to pay an extra dollar for fries that aren't even worth a dollar in the first place? 2. Brand Name School Supplies - The only difference between your cue cards and mine are the fact that I didn't need to take out a loan to be able to afford small rectangular paper. Nuff said 3. Condiments - Yes, it is weird to ask for ketchup when I buy a coffee but at least it's a free kind of weird. ...

Hey Mom! *Warning* this is a rant! Unlike all my other post? Shut up.  I realize I haven't done an official post about my job this summer but don't worry it's coming, until then I intend on being vague and mysterious (because I have sooooo many people reading this... 3 whole views, aweh one of those was me).  I walked into work this morning to find a note on my desk from one of my co-workers: Hey, blah blah  work stuff  blah blah blah  spreadsheets blah blah blah it's really important you don't forget blah blah blah I hope you meet a man at the airport tonight who will take care of you. Do I give off an air of desperation of something? Don't answer that.  A lot of people at work joke about me marrying one of the guys staying in Olds. But for every two people who are kidding, there is one person who is actually serious (one person asked me if I could keep a house properly).  Which brings me to my next point: Did ...