Using the Bathroom: Injury Edition
Hey Mom! So as you may have guessed by the title of this post I am currently nursing an injury....mostly to my pride. Now I embarrass myself in public all the time. For example I got stuck in a truck (YOU'VE BEEN SEUSSED!) for five minutes today because the wind blew the door shut on the back of my knees which caused my belt buckle to get caught on the door latch. I know what you're thinking: 5 minutes isn't so bad, it's not like you had to call the fire department. Well let me tell you, 5 minutes is long enough to seriously consider calling the fire department AND it's long enough for the aforementioned door to cut off circulation to your legs so when you free yourself from Sierra prison you drop like a rag doll onto the pavement. BUT we are not here to talk about me... oh wait... yes we are. A few days ago I was trying to use the bathroom (as I so often do). This particular (public) bathroom had a very narrow gap between the sink and the door so after