Top Ten Modern Reasons to Hate Corn Mazes
Hey Mom! I've been pretty vocal about how much I hate corn mazes lately and I'd like to continue to do that. In this post, I intend to demonstrate that corn mazes are objectively evil and therefore deserve your disdain, first I need to be honest with my biases. When I was a teenager I was invited to attend a corn maze with a local youth group and then the girl who invited me DID NOT SHOW UP! Now I know what you're thinking: Mack, is this the source of your unwavering social anxiety?! The answer to that question is: No. And honestly if that's the worst thing that happened to you as a teenager, I simply cannot relate, Charlivia. Now if I had had my driver's license or been in walking distance of my house, I would've gone home. But I was 15 AND if I had had the directional sense to walk home, I might not hate corn mazes so much BUT WE DON'T LIVE IN THAT WORLD MARJAMIN! Now I know what you're thinking: Mack, that was over a decade ago, what are som