This is the Land of Diffusion (ahh, ahh, ahh)

Hey Mom!

So recently I purchased a heavily discounted diffuser with some essential oils. Now, some of you are rolling your eyes and saying something I've heard a thousand times before That's just a placebo. I hear this all time about all sorts of things: essential oils, echinacea, deodorant.

~LISTEN~

Let's suppose, for a moment, you are correct and everything is a placebo. Why are you raining on my parade here? If my brain has enough dumb to get a whiff of grapefruit and feel energized then LEAVE IT ALONE! Maybe that's the only slice of rainbow I have in a world on fire.

~LISTEN, LISTEN~

If I was being pushy about the whole thing, absolutely get into an argument with me. Now I know what you are thinking Mack, you are being kind of pushy... To that, I would say I'LL SHOW YOU PUSHY CHARLENE!

Ohhhh you're using Advil, well advil is a chemical and those are ALL definitively bad for you! Why don't you just rub some tea tree oil in your eyes? So much better for you. I guess I use essential oils because I care more about my body than you do...hmm.

~LISTEN, LISTEN, LIIIIISTEN~

...Ok we may have gotten a little off track here. To be honest, I haven't done any research on diffusers/essential oils (amazon had me at heavily discounted and they knew it), I know people who use them and like them and quite frankly, IT'S JUST NICE OK? It makes me feel adultier, I've graduated from carpet bombing my room with febreeze to gently spritzing my manageable disaster with a hint of lemon. It's like I gave the febreeze a monocle and tailored suit and it became a classy well-mannered usher that it all like Hello, welcome to Mackenze's room. Mind the waffle iron on the floor. 

Not joking, it's been there all week.

That is all.