Hey remember that time I accidentally poisoned myself?
Hey Mom!
All I wanted to do was descale the coffee pot. I followed the instructions on the package. I rinsed the caffeine generating apparatus double the recommended amount. I made a cup of descaled coffee. I drank about half before I realized it tasted funny. I drank some more just to make sure it wasn't all in my head. I can now say with absolute certainty it was not in my head because it is now in my lower intestine.
So the package warned me it was toxic. The package warned me not to ingest its contents. What the package did not warn me about was the inferno that would tear through my digestive system in the event that I did not rinse the coffee machine more than double the recommended amount.
Is it too late to induce vomiting?
All the pepto in the world can't save me now.
That is all.
All I wanted to do was descale the coffee pot. I followed the instructions on the package. I rinsed the caffeine generating apparatus double the recommended amount. I made a cup of descaled coffee. I drank about half before I realized it tasted funny. I drank some more just to make sure it wasn't all in my head. I can now say with absolute certainty it was not in my head because it is now in my lower intestine.
So the package warned me it was toxic. The package warned me not to ingest its contents. What the package did not warn me about was the inferno that would tear through my digestive system in the event that I did not rinse the coffee machine more than double the recommended amount.
Is it too late to induce vomiting?
All the pepto in the world can't save me now.
That is all.
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