Should I shave this for later?
Hey Mom!
So I've found a compelling reason to shave my legs. Now before anyone gets upset I would like to state the following: Calm your nuggets, Barbara. Shave your legs. Don't shave your legs. I don't care what you do with your haunches.
As you know, I'm pretty ambivalent when it comes to leg-shaving. I shave my legs when I go clothing shopping because it makes the process more aerodynamic. I shave my legs when I want to listen to music but also pretend like I'm being productive. I also don't shave my legs more than 2-3 times a year because it's not really a priority in my life.
Now, I know what you're thinking: Hey Tarantula Legs, none of those sound like compelling reasons to shave. First of all, rude! Secondly, I'm getting to that, Duncan, let me craft my narrative!
Today was my first workout in awhile. So I decided (was forced to by the incompetent flesh sacks that are my lungs) to keep it short. Having recently come to possess some resistances loops, I decided now was a good time to field test some new exercises. I was doing squats when I realized they were RIPPING THE HAIR OUT OF MY LEGS!
So I did what any reasonable person would do. I turned on some music and I shaved my perambulatory noodles. Before you ask, yes, I did cut myself several times because I used an old Costco razor.
That is all.
So I've found a compelling reason to shave my legs. Now before anyone gets upset I would like to state the following: Calm your nuggets, Barbara. Shave your legs. Don't shave your legs. I don't care what you do with your haunches.
As you know, I'm pretty ambivalent when it comes to leg-shaving. I shave my legs when I go clothing shopping because it makes the process more aerodynamic. I shave my legs when I want to listen to music but also pretend like I'm being productive. I also don't shave my legs more than 2-3 times a year because it's not really a priority in my life.
Now, I know what you're thinking: Hey Tarantula Legs, none of those sound like compelling reasons to shave. First of all, rude! Secondly, I'm getting to that, Duncan, let me craft my narrative!
Today was my first workout in awhile. So I decided (was forced to by the incompetent flesh sacks that are my lungs) to keep it short. Having recently come to possess some resistances loops, I decided now was a good time to field test some new exercises. I was doing squats when I realized they were RIPPING THE HAIR OUT OF MY LEGS!
So I did what any reasonable person would do. I turned on some music and I shaved my perambulatory noodles. Before you ask, yes, I did cut myself several times because I used an old Costco razor.
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| In case you're wondering what my leg hair looks like..... |
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| It's not about whether or not I shave that's the problem, it's talking about my body hair on the internet that's the problem.... |
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