Our Inner Weirdness
Hey Mom!
So you may have noticed a new tab which leads you to my video blogs which I have been putting out every day (I'm not promising to put one out every day because as soon as I do, disaster will strike and the internet will break).
Aaaaaaaand we are moving on... much like our wardrobe when I was six, my sister has decided to replicate my blog in the form of a response so:
Step 1: Read Your Inner Weirdness from my blog
Step 2: Read My Inner Weirdness from her blog
Step 3: Proceed skimming the rest of this post
Here is what I think about the things Taylor thinks about the weird things I think about:
1. I would never ever vandalize a bathroom stall because it's wrong and nasty.... And I would most definitely get caught because I wheeze when I feel too much adrenaline.
2. Rosie was a backstabbing harlot and I am proud of Taylor for cutting her loose. Her imaginary friend was bringing her down.
3. WOW! Firstly I was not lying, it was sarcasm for the purpose of comedy obviously I don't have hairy hobbit feet. Secondly I used to wear socks en route to the beach until Taylor made fun of me so much I stopped wearing socks and sneakers to the beach....
4. Ya Mama isn't always an appropriate response but it is THE response. Also yes, it is awkward when I say it to Taylor because her Mama is my Mama...
5. Awwwwwww Taylor should shave her head, then it'll be like when she was in the third grade and still had no hair yet. Taylor was an adorably late bloomer!
6. What if someone discovered music wasn't real? What then Taylor? Would science concern you then? HMMM?
7. Taylor is afraid of heights.... yet she herself is a giant. I don't get it either.
8. Quests are fun and dangerous. The grocery store is boring and the only reward you get for your efforts is having to put groceries away when you get home.
9. Follow your dreams kids! Taylor didn't follow me around singing about my faking asthma... I was stuck in bed because I couldn't breathe enough to MOVE and she was standing in my room and wouldn't leave.
10. I didn't say a pig's head on a stick was like banana oil, thats why it's called weird things I think about instead of perfectly normal things everyone thinks about.
So there you have it, I did tell Taylor the onslaught of this post would be mighty but I imagine you can expect a response on her blog... also I was just talking to her on the phone and she said "You are so getting a rebuttal."
That is all.
So you may have noticed a new tab which leads you to my video blogs which I have been putting out every day (I'm not promising to put one out every day because as soon as I do, disaster will strike and the internet will break).
Aaaaaaaand we are moving on... much like our wardrobe when I was six, my sister has decided to replicate my blog in the form of a response so:
Step 1: Read Your Inner Weirdness from my blog
Step 2: Read My Inner Weirdness from her blog
Step 3: Proceed skimming the rest of this post
Here is what I think about the things Taylor thinks about the weird things I think about:
1. I would never ever vandalize a bathroom stall because it's wrong and nasty.... And I would most definitely get caught because I wheeze when I feel too much adrenaline.
2. Rosie was a backstabbing harlot and I am proud of Taylor for cutting her loose. Her imaginary friend was bringing her down.
3. WOW! Firstly I was not lying, it was sarcasm for the purpose of comedy obviously I don't have hairy hobbit feet. Secondly I used to wear socks en route to the beach until Taylor made fun of me so much I stopped wearing socks and sneakers to the beach....
4. Ya Mama isn't always an appropriate response but it is THE response. Also yes, it is awkward when I say it to Taylor because her Mama is my Mama...
5. Awwwwwww Taylor should shave her head, then it'll be like when she was in the third grade and still had no hair yet. Taylor was an adorably late bloomer!
6. What if someone discovered music wasn't real? What then Taylor? Would science concern you then? HMMM?
7. Taylor is afraid of heights.... yet she herself is a giant. I don't get it either.
8. Quests are fun and dangerous. The grocery store is boring and the only reward you get for your efforts is having to put groceries away when you get home.
9. Follow your dreams kids! Taylor didn't follow me around singing about my faking asthma... I was stuck in bed because I couldn't breathe enough to MOVE and she was standing in my room and wouldn't leave.
10. I didn't say a pig's head on a stick was like banana oil, thats why it's called weird things I think about instead of perfectly normal things everyone thinks about.
So there you have it, I did tell Taylor the onslaught of this post would be mighty but I imagine you can expect a response on her blog... also I was just talking to her on the phone and she said "You are so getting a rebuttal."
That is all.
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